Sunday, May 28, 2017

OkCupid - Noncreative Creep

It's time for another round of what was the first message sent! A we've seen plenty of times before there are a lot of strange and random first messages that can't be unread. I've had my eyes scarred by plenty of messages and photos. I'll never get to take those back. Today we have a guy who sort of calls out the nonsense of the first message, but keep in mind when I say nonsense I mean the overanalyzing that takes place. Let's get to it.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

OkCupid - Walking Contradiction

I'm still not sure why people list their social media such as Snapchat, Twitter, and Instagram on their dating profiles. It seems like a like a little too much sharing to me. I mean, those are platforms that you can easily find out way to much information from and in the wrong hands things could be terrible. Either way it's not my choice whether or not someone shares that. Today we have someone who has a profile that is a walking contradiction. That's using their own words to describe them, not my own. Let's get to it shall we? 

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Tinder - Two Felonies

I get it, really I do. Being honest is very important. I care about it and so do a lot of other people, especially when it comes to dating apps. If you tell me that you're 6'6" and when I meet you I discover you're 5'2" I'm over it and going to walk away. I don't need a liar in my life. There are little white lies and then there are full blown lies. If I could only avoid one it would be the full blown lies. Some people however don't seem to get oversharing, or at least what I consider to be oversharing. We haven't even met yet and this guy is telling us way too much information. I have to give a shoutout to Sarah who shared this and made this post possible. Having someone to talk to about the dating apps always makes it a little easier. Anyways, let's get to it.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

April Ipsy Glam Bag

As I mentioned before I have another Ipsy Glam Bag to share with all of you! It is now officially a month late although technically from the time I received it only a few weeks have passed. Either way April's bag proved to be quite interesting from email warnings from Ipsy to trying to comprehend how dumb some people are. Let's get to the bag shall we?

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Tinder - You Own Mortality

As I'm sure we all know by now I've come across a many different kinds of dating app profiles. The funny ones, the serious ones, the creepy ones, and the ones that have potentially scarred me for the rest of my life (I'm looking at you Johnny). Either way it's rare that I have to pull out the dictionary for one to make sure I'm fully understanding what in the world they are trying to say to me, let alone one that makes me question my mortality. Let's get on to the confusion of mortality from Ryder's point of view.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

March Ipsy Glam Bag

This is so very late, which I must apologize for, but alas life got busy and I just can't help it. I could lie and say it took me a while to use the products but I'd rather not lie. Sometimes for me the dating posts are easier to keep up with compared to the beauty ones. So expect two glam bag posts this month because I still have the April one to post about. Let's get on to the wonderful March bag! (:

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Bumble - Girls With Daddy

I get it, filling out profiles on a dating app can be hard. Sometimes you aren't sure what to share in order to convey who you are and what you are all about. Last week we had the pathological liar who was easy to figure out but this week is a little more confusing. There's a fine line between being funny and being serious that is hard to tread when it comes to having someone read it. Talking in person would be a bit easier considering there is tone and expression to work with. Today I have Ryan who slowly falls off the line and into a pit.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Coffee Meets Bagel - Pathological Liar

It's easy to make things up when talking about yourself to a stranger. I mean, what do they really know about you? Nothing. You're the one who has to fill them in about yourself. You get to decide what information you share about yourself and what you don't. It isn't likely that you are going to start off telling one of your most embarrassing stories or with terrible things that you've done in your life. Instead you're going to start off nice and easy with topics like what you do for work, where you went to school, and what you like to do. However, what do you do when the profile on a dating app starts becoming less and less believable?

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Influenster - Maybelline #GreatLashBlue

It's been a while since I received my last Influenster box but I just received a new one today! This time it was Maybelline's #GreatLashBlue campaign that was sent to me. I actually ended up with it thanks to taking one of their surveys on the site. It's one of those easy ones where I answer questions about what products I enjoy using. There's always different opportunities depending on what you review and show interest in. So, let's get to it!

Saturday, April 15, 2017

OkCupid - Beyoncé Review

I've started noticing a new trend as of late on the dating apps. No, it isn't the previously discussed people in costume concept (Barney, Kermit, Minnie) which took my dating apps by storm. Instead it is people using quotes to describe themselves. Don't get me wrong, I understand having a quote from a well known person if you're trying to be deep or philosophical. However, making up your own quote to try and describe yourself isn't something that is attractive. Today we have a guy who thought Beyoncé could save him.

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Tinder - Show Me Bagina

Time for me to share another one of the dating app conversations that I've been given by a friend. As you know sometimes my friend's have even weirder conversations than myself. Who would have thought that possible? Well it is. It's as if guys are constantly trying to one up each other in a contest for the glory of saying something stupid and weird. If this is a contest you're taking part of with your friends let me know how its going.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

OkCupid - My Girlfriend Drinks

I get that there are many different types of relationships. There are people who have one partner or more than one. Kudos to them. They are more than welcome to do what they are comfortable with. I, however, am more comfortable with a monogamous relationship. As I've said before to each their own. On the dating apps lately I've been getting more requests to join in on a poly relationship where of course I would be the new addition. I don't know why I'm getting these but let's see who we have today.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

OkCupid - RudeDude Finale?

Has it really been a month since I last updated all of you in regards to RudeDude? I mean, the last post was all about that coffee meet up and seeing a movie but I honestly can't believe it's been a month. I do apologize for keeping most of all of you in the dark but it wasn't intentional I promise! Things have just been busy to say the least but it's time to enlighten you with what's happening. So let's get to it, shall we?

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Tinder - Minnie Said No

I can't even give a good reason for going on Tinder lately. I stated last week that they have a ploy of saying someone has liked me and are waiting for me to swipe back which I firmly believe at this point. Now it seems that I've coming across more and more profiles to share with you though. I'll have you know that this is all for you because you read my blog and deserve something funny. Last week we had characters in costume and it seems like that trend isn't going to die anytime soon. Let's get into it with poor Minnie.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Tinder - Barney is a Dinosaur

I've been swiping through Tinder a lot more lately and that's only because I keep getting a notification that someone has liked me and is waiting for me to swipe back. I'm starting to wonder if it's some sort of ploy to get me to use the app though because I swear I'm still swiping through guys that I've seen before and swiped left on. Not much changes it seems. There has to be a queue that it just has me continually swipe through no matter what. That or I'm super backed up due to using the app while traveling. Either way today I stumbled across Barney and it wasn't quite what I expected.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

The Liebster Award

I've been nominated for the Liebster Award! So shoutout to Roar Dinosaur for the nomination. I appreciate it. I apologize for taking forever to get this posted. The Liebster Award is such a great way of getting to know each other, showing your appreciation for other bloggers, and sharing links. So why not read more to get to know a bit more about me? (:

Saturday, March 11, 2017

OkCupid - Space Ostrich

In the world of dating people often try to put their best foot forward. That makes the most sense considering coming off as a jerk isn't something most people find desirable. At least I don't. Now there have been the handful of guys who start sending rude messages if I don't respond immediately but today we have someone totally different. Instead they decided coming off as a douche first and foremost was the best way to go about things.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Tinder - All Day Every Day

I really just don't understand people sometimes. I mean, to each their own when it comes to personal preferences and things like that. Some people post things that are such an automatic turnoff I don't know why they would do it. Then again they might just be not so great people or I just have very high standards. I think it might be a combination of both this time rather than just the latter. Either way let's talk about Daniel and see if "yadig" what he has going on.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

1 Year Blog Anniversary Giveaway

It seems so strange to say that this blog is one year old but it is the truth. Who would have thought that it's been a whole year since I started doing this? Maybe the fact that I was gone traveling a lot last summer makes it seem less than a year, which makes sense since I wasn't posting. Either way to celebrate I thought it'd be fun to do both a little roundup and have a giveaway! I mean, what better thing is there to do?

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

OkCupid - RudeDude Movie & Coffee

I'm behind on updating you all on RudeDude and I apologize for that. I'm going to blame life in general and the fact that I sometimes forget to sit down and type out a date because it's been ages since one actually happened more than once from the dating apps. In this post I'll make up for the past two dates that we've had together so strap in. It's going to be filled with a bit of a movie review for A Cure For Wellness as well as some stupid funny stuff that literally had me crying tears from laughing so hard. Sounds like a blast doesn't it?

Saturday, February 25, 2017

OkCupid - Not For Innocent Ears

Talking about how online dating is going is always fun just because some people have fun stories that they are willing to share about their experiences so far. I don't mind talking about mine as you can tell from this blog but it's always fun to hear things from a guy's perspective. They deal with the fact that they are the ones constantly sending messages hoping to get a response back. However this next guy had a story that wasn't for innocent ears.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Tinder - No Intelligence Required

If I'm being honest I haven't been on Tinder as much lately but only because I keep getting guys who are only in town for the weekend or just looking for a hookup while they wait for their flight home. That just isn't me or what I'm using the app for. However when I did decide to brave it and see what the app would give me I got a slightly confusing profile. Just remember, there is no intelligence required which will help make this somehow more easy to understand.


Thursday, February 16, 2017

February Ipsy Glam Bag

I haven't done anything beauty related in ages but I figure now is my chance to change that! I have been getting the Ipsy Glam Bags for about a year now but never thought of actually sharing and reviewing what I got in my bag. I'm not the best with makeup and all the variety of products that there are out there but I'm always willing to try new things. I saw someone else post their bag and I had different items from them (save for the bag) so I thought why not go for it and do a review? So let's get to it.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

OkCupid - RudeDude Hiking Date

Well everyone Rick aka RudeDude took me up on my offer to go hiking. I swear right after I posted about the Thai lunch date he texted me saying he'd like to take me up on the offer. I had suggested going to Red Rock in my previous post and he decided that was something he was interested in doing. I don't know if I was necessarily surprised or not but I was game for going on a hike so I wasn't about to retract my offer. The perfect hike was all ready in my mind thanks to the recent weather Vegas has been getting so now I had a great reason to go. Let's get on to the hiking date shall we?

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Tinder - A Package Deal

It's become common to come across someone with an interesting set of pictures. Now when I say interesting I mean something different of course. I've had the nude photos, the partially nude photos, and even that guy with the kettle cooked dick but those are somewhat expected at this point sadly. However today on Tinder I came across a guy with a set of photos I can't even properly describe because they aren't nude photos but they aren't quite what you would expect on a profile for a dating app. Usually you want to put your best foot forward but this guy decided to do something different.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

OkCupid - RudeDude Meetup

Well for those of you who follow me on Twitter you know that I was recently contacted by a guy with the username RudeDude and the conversation was short but he ended up asking if I wanted to meet up. I left it up to a twitter poll of either "Yes do it for the story!" or "No he's obviously rude" and that actually ended in a tie. I was a bit surprised by that but it gave me a good laugh. So then the final vote was left up to my best friend and she voted for me to meet up with him. Let's go over what happened at my Thai food lunch date with RudeDude.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

OkCupid - Date Night 240616274?

I often have messages on my OkCupid account that has users who have disabled their account. I don't know why this is considering they will have only messaged me within the past hour. Either I was so terrifying that they had to delete their account immediately after sending me a message or they just gave up after messaging me because they knew I wouldn't respond. Either way today I got a different kind of message from a disabled account that made me wonder if they were even real.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

OkCupid - Christian Bale

You've all seen how well pick up lines work for me, meaning that they don't work at all. Especially when they're just really weird or really lame. I don't often get jokes though but today I did! I was actually a bit confused by it at first because I didn't know what the point of the question was. It didn't occur to me that it was a joke, which is pretty sad because that goes to show how many lame messages I've received on the dating apps. So today I have a fun joke to share with all of you.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Tinder - A Little Cocky Tho?

Most guys are not at all unique or creative when it comes to telling a girl that they are pretty. It's ok, I know it would be much more confusing to have a guy try and give an analogy of what he can compare my beauty to so it's best if he doesn't. It saves us both time and trouble. I can only imagine how many guys google a line about beauty and just cut and paste it into the chat box. If the only thing the guy does have to tell me is that I'm attractive I'm not quite sure what to make of it, which you'll see in the following chat. Let's get to it.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

OkCupid - Prom at 31?

So I've received my fair share of strange messages on the dating apps so far as I'm sure most all of you are away by now. The other day I received a strange request though involving prom. Mind you, I've been out of high school and attended college so to hear about prom was a bit confusing. I didn't even go to the prom when I was in high school so why would I not want to go to prom when I'm not? It gets better though because the guy who asked me is not even high school age and is instead 31. Think I'm joking? I wish I was.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Travel Tuesday - Elephant Sanctuary Chiang Mai

One of the biggest attractions in Thailand besides seeing all the Buddha's and visiting the temples has to be riding elephants. That's come under fire with different elephants lashing out and killing tourists along with the discovery that a lot of them are mistreated in order to keep up with the tourist demand for riding them. So instead of riding elephants I decided to visit an elephant sanctuary. This is where elephants are taken when they've been rescued from their former poor conditions. Instead of riding you get to experience bathing an elephant, feeding them, and just interacting with them. Let's get on to it shall we?

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Tinder - Me and My Girlfriend

Please know that I would have titled this post My Girlfriend and I but of course I am cutting and pasting this straight from the profile of a boy named Drey. I don't want to take away from his message or anything because obviously he is the most important one in this relationship. He puts himself first so you best not forget it. That's right, he is all ready establishing his dominance on an online dating app where people are just swiping back and forth. Let's get into it shall we?

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Tinder - Kettle Cooked Dicks?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, dick pics are not attractive. Never have been and never will be. Trust me. If anyone wants to see a dick they can find just the one they are looking for with a simple google image search. It's truly not that hard. I don't think I've ever met anyone who has said that they were immediately turned on by a guy who had a dick pic on his profile on any app. So let's just not have those at all to make everyone's lives a little more enjoyable. Today I have for all you readers a guy who apparently thinks he has a new approach to showing off his body, but isn't actually doing himself any favors.