Saturday, June 17, 2017

Tinder - Love Eating

I need to know how it is decided by guys what they want to share on their dating app profile. Is there something in their brain that prevents some of them from understanding what is and isn't appropriate to share? I mean, I get that some guys want to share things to be up front and make sure that there aren't any hidden secrets immediately like Ricky. However, there seems to be a trend in guys not understanding there are some things to be shared later. This weeks post is brought to you by Sarah who joins me in suffering from dumb profiles on Tinder. Let's meet the man who loves eating.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Tinder - I Like Your Face

Today's post is all about the importance of messaging. When you send a message to someone you need to talk about something you might have in common or ask some questions. I don't think that sounds very hard but apparently it's hard to keep up the conversation after a question without becoming gross or inappropriate. One of my friend's sent me the following screenshot of her conversation with Mitchel. Let's get to it.

Monday, June 5, 2017

Blue Apron Experience

I am in no way, shape, or form a chef. Ask anyone who knows me and they will recite my favorite recipe. One giant bowl, one bag of cereal, one spoon, and one gallon of milk. A bowl of cereal is all I need to tide me over. Two weeks ago I had a friend send me a link to try Blue Apron for the first time free! I decided to try it out, because why not? It was free and easy to cancel if I didn't like it. I thought it'd be fun to share with all of you my experience cooking with Blue Apron.

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Tinder - I'am in Pain

This post comes from Sarah who I can't thank her enough for both burning my eyes and enlightening me to some guys stupidity. As we all know grammar and spelling are important when both writing a dating app profile or sending messages. It shouldn't be too hard but apparently it is. Today we have Jon who has gone far too long without knowing very much.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

OkCupid - Noncreative Creep

It's time for another round of what was the first message sent! A we've seen plenty of times before there are a lot of strange and random first messages that can't be unread. I've had my eyes scarred by plenty of messages and photos. I'll never get to take those back. Today we have a guy who sort of calls out the nonsense of the first message, but keep in mind when I say nonsense I mean the overanalyzing that takes place. Let's get to it.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

OkCupid - Walking Contradiction

I'm still not sure why people list their social media such as Snapchat, Twitter, and Instagram on their dating profiles. It seems like a like a little too much sharing to me. I mean, those are platforms that you can easily find out way to much information from and in the wrong hands things could be terrible. Either way it's not my choice whether or not someone shares that. Today we have someone who has a profile that is a walking contradiction. That's using their own words to describe them, not my own. Let's get to it shall we? 

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Tinder - Two Felonies

I get it, really I do. Being honest is very important. I care about it and so do a lot of other people, especially when it comes to dating apps. If you tell me that you're 6'6" and when I meet you I discover you're 5'2" I'm over it and going to walk away. I don't need a liar in my life. There are little white lies and then there are full blown lies. If I could only avoid one it would be the full blown lies. Some people however don't seem to get oversharing, or at least what I consider to be oversharing. We haven't even met yet and this guy is telling us way too much information. I have to give a shoutout to Sarah who shared this and made this post possible. Having someone to talk to about the dating apps always makes it a little easier. Anyways, let's get to it.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

April Ipsy Glam Bag

As I mentioned before I have another Ipsy Glam Bag to share with all of you! It is now officially a month late although technically from the time I received it only a few weeks have passed. Either way April's bag proved to be quite interesting from email warnings from Ipsy to trying to comprehend how dumb some people are. Let's get to the bag shall we?

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Tinder - You Own Mortality

As I'm sure we all know by now I've come across a many different kinds of dating app profiles. The funny ones, the serious ones, the creepy ones, and the ones that have potentially scarred me for the rest of my life (I'm looking at you Johnny). Either way it's rare that I have to pull out the dictionary for one to make sure I'm fully understanding what in the world they are trying to say to me, let alone one that makes me question my mortality. Let's get on to the confusion of mortality from Ryder's point of view.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

March Ipsy Glam Bag

This is so very late, which I must apologize for, but alas life got busy and I just can't help it. I could lie and say it took me a while to use the products but I'd rather not lie. Sometimes for me the dating posts are easier to keep up with compared to the beauty ones. So expect two glam bag posts this month because I still have the April one to post about. Let's get on to the wonderful March bag! (: