Sunday, December 10, 2017

OkCupid - You Will Like It

We've had to talk about profiles plenty of times on this blog. We have those who share too much or share too little. Some just never seem to find the perfect amount of sharing just enough information to go off of. Today we have someone who really doesn't seem to grasp the idea of a self summary. It should be easy to list off some stats about yourself like your age, what you do for work, where you went to school, and what you enjoy doing. Let me show you what struggle I had to see today.

Saturday, December 2, 2017

OkCupid - Sweat Emoji Love?

Remember how there was a movie all about emojis and how they had secret lives? I mean, I only remember it because of the commercial trailer but I never actually saw it. It was one giant advertisement for a bunch of apps that paid the most money. Either way emojis are becoming even more important on dating apps. That isn't to say that emojis are just now being used or anything like that but I'm starting to encounter them even more in first messages. Today I discovered that either I'm old or I just don't know what emojis mean.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

JSwipe - Be Your Slave

Today I have a new dating app to talk to you about! I always knew that there were different religion based dating apps but I never thought much of them. That's mostly because I'm not super religious and if anything I worried that I'd get some super religious guy that I wouldn't really relate to. The last thing I want on a dating app is to have someone try to convert me to their beliefs. Or with the way the world is going I'd get some religious fanatic who would be just as crazy as most of the other guys I've talked to. In short JSwipe is set up like Tinder but the profiles are more geared to someone who is Jewish. It's all thanks to Becca that we have today's gem.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Tinder - I'm Harvey Weinstein

I get that in conversation people tend to talk about current events and what is going on. That makes total sense. Sometimes getting a feel about someone's interests with what is happening tells you a lot about a person. I know people who don't date someone just because of who they voted for in the election. I can't blame anyone for doing that because I'm pretty sure those differing beliefs wouldn't be beneficial in the long run. Now making a joke about what is currently happening in the world can be funny if it is done right. Today I believe we found someone who really doesn't understand how to turn any conversation into a joke.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Tinder - Tap To Remove

Today I stumbled across something truly amazing and it was on Tinder no less. I can't even begin to describe what lengths Jesse went to in order to achieve what he has created. Honestly, I wish I had thought to do this in a way just because it is so brilliant. After all this hype I've created you're ready to see what I'm talking about so let me show you how Jesse has changed the game on Tinder.

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Tinder - Spank Doctor

Profile pictures are nothing new when it comes to the dating apps. People choose photos of themselves that best reflect who they are and what they like to do. That shouldn't be too hard. Usually the struggle comes from seeing dick pics or having to figure out who you're looking at because of a group photo. Today I came across a guy who I don't think knows what he is doing when it comes to choosing his profile pictures. Or if he does then I really don't know what he hopes to find.

Saturday, October 21, 2017


We know that profiles can be truly difficult to fill out sometimes. It's been seen time and time again by those of you who read this blog considering I share them with you a lot of the time. I suppose some people will never learn. I can't fix stupid though. All I can do is share with you all the struggle I go through trying to use the dating apps to find someone.The gem today comes from Sarah who shows us that some people are just hypocrites who really don't have a clue.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Tinder - IKEA Night Stand

You know how sometimes you just happen upon a profile that isn't as terrible as you thought it would be? I'm reminded of that packaged deal that came up a while ago but I won't be forgetting that one anytime soon. I mean I have gotten to the point with the dating apps that I'm not on as often because the profiles have start to become repetitive. Same distasteful profile with a guy who isn't remotely attractive or interesting. Today we have someone who's profile I'm not sure what to make of. There's the funny parts but also the concerning parts. Let's get on to it shall we?

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Blogger Recognition Award

Look! I got an award this time around and it's going to have me talk about this blog. It's fun to see all the different awards there are for bloggers because it's a great way learn more about the blogger and their blog. Sometimes you don't always get the backstory or want to know more. Now is your chance to learn a little bit more so I hope you enjoy.

Saturday, October 7, 2017

OkCupid - A Sign of Insanity

Filling out a profile on a dating app is very important to most people. You can't just have one photo or no photo along with no info. That is completely and totally sketch. It does not make me want to find out more about you. Instead is does the opposite, it makes me want to completely avoid you. The profiles are pretty easy to fill out on most dating apps with super easy and quick questions. They can be filled out when you first sign up and then you don't have to worry about it again. Today we find someone with their profile not filled out might be insane from Sarah.